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Old 03-02-2009, 07:35 AM
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OK, so my rear has made the middle age move..vacating it's assigned spot behind me and moving to my front. As a result, my non-existent a** is rendered pretty darned painful after driving 40 miles or so. I'm hoping that some other a** disabled crossfire owners could give me some help on dealing with this problem.

Sheepskin seat covers..GASP..gel pads...help, please. Those narrow, hard leather seats are making my driving time feel less like the youthful rush I should be getting and more like the precursor to being tied to a wheelchair with bedsheets.

Help. please!
 
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Old 03-02-2009, 07:54 AM
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Massive "Collagen injections".
 
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Old 03-02-2009, 09:35 AM
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May I suggest a Crawfish Free Diet !!! AaaaaaaaaaEeeeeeeee !
 
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Try this, my wife uses this every time we go out on a cruise.


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I included this in a post a few weeks ago and folks got a kick out of it. Has to do with a cheap windscreen and a custom made lower back support device. Look it up for posts under my name - 'a few good ideas from a new owner' or something like that.

Yes, us old guys need to stick together. Good luck.
 
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Old 03-02-2009, 04:40 PM
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I run a mattress store, and in addressing pressure relief memory foam and latex foam are the most prevalent solutions.

Try a 2-3 inch thick piece of visco-elastic memory foam; at least 5 lb density, or a chunk of latex foam.
The visco is temp sensitive so it will be harder when cold, but the seat heater will still make it mushy for the tushy.

(note: good quality visco is open cell and will breath; poor quality would be like sitting on plastic since it won't. You can tell by mashing your hand into it, and seeing if it makes your palm sweaty.)
 
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Old 03-02-2009, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by cajuncrossfire
OK, so my rear has made the middle age move..vacating it's assigned spot behind me and moving to my front. As a result, my non-existent a** is rendered pretty darned painful after driving 40 miles or so. I'm hoping that some other a** disabled crossfire owners could give me some help on dealing with this problem.
Help. please!
Just don't think I woulda told that one!
 
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Old 03-02-2009, 05:31 PM
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May I suggest a Brazilian ..............

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FP, I was thinking the same thing. Thats too funny. Paulw, make sure you empty your back pockets, sit up straight and adjust your 8 way seat often.
 
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Walley world has a seat cushion called the wedge $11.oo in auto dept helps a lot. Also have you tried adjusting the the steering wheel in or out . If not give it a try worked for me!
 
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Paulw, make sure you empty your back pockets, sit up straight and adjust your 8 way seat often.
Just to clear things up Bigkid, it was cajuncrossfire with the issue. LOL
 
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I am sorry PAUL W, I did not mean to put you in the noassatall club with out due process.
 
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I am sorry PAUL W, I did not mean to put you in the noassatall club with out due process.
Ahhhhhhhh, that's just funny $hit right there.......NOASSATALL
 
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Default Ok, decision made..thanks for the help..collagen injections

are out..don't want my rear end looking like octomom's lips. I ain't gonna exercise, because I just ain't gonna do it. Giving up crawfish is out of the question, my blood pressure has to be high so that the meds aren't a waste of money.

Therefore, I'm gonna get me one of those tempurpedic things for my a$$..can't afford that stuff for a bed, but hell I think I can afford a small one.
 
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A 16" X 16" TempurPedic cushion retails for $80.
 

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are out..don't want my rear end looking like octomom's lips. I ain't gonna exercise, because I just ain't gonna do it. Giving up crawfish is out of the question, my blood pressure has to be high so that the meds aren't a waste of money.

Therefore, I'm gonna get me one of those tempurpedic things for my a$$..can't afford that stuff for a bed, but hell I think I can afford a small one.
I hope you didn't take my ribbin' serious. I'm just a natural-born smartass. my butt's a bit (!) bigger than it used to be, just not big enough to complain. Yet.
 
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I hope you didn't take my ribbin' serious. I'm just a natural-born smartass. my butt's a bit (!) bigger than it used to be, just not big enough to complain. Yet.
Ha ! I imagine most of us on this site have more gut than butt !!!
 
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Park your car as far away from your work entrance and do lunges all the way to the door and then back. Then prior to getting into the car, do 50 squats and then 50 more when you get out.
 
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Park your car as far away from your work entrance and do lunges all the way to the door and then back. Then prior to getting into the car, do 50 squats and then 50 more when you get out.
Oh, you sick,sick man...
 


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