Around town, an old E36 body BMW has caught my eye because it is the most absurdly ugly thing I have ever seen. The first time I saw it, I thought to myself, too much drinking last night, there is no way someone would do that to a car, much less a Bimmer. Please take a look, it is insane....

BMW : 3-Series | eBay

 

DO NOT drive behind this thing.

Unless, if a chunk hits you, you might want to beat someone to death.

"Previously Titled in California". Humboldt county, at a guess.

Makes one wonder: if he were that high-where did he get the energy needed to do all that?

 

"Art car" my butt.

The real BMW Art Cars are, for the most part, pretty terrific works of art done by very famous artists - Andy Warhol among them. Art being what it is, of course, not all will appeal equally to all viewers, but even the least of them isn't close to the abomination this piece of crap is. And the true BMW Art Cars at least have a history.

BMW art cars: the complete collection - bmwdrives.com

 

Now that is what I am talking about, Mike, those are some beauties.

I will admit, I did not realize there was a 'real thing' and I have been a Bimmer guy for years - thanks for the link.

Max, Do you know where we can locate some of this product you speak of?

 

Sure. But I can't afford it, and if I don't get a raise soon, I'll apply for food stamps. Why not? It's free money. Right?

And we (Alabama) are going to start testing for drugs before issuing the cards. (If the ACLU doesn't get in the way).

So, if I do find some, I can't smoke it!

 

LOL, glad I do not share this predicament with you

I am really hoping the drug testing survives the ****-storm it is going to be subjected to, it has flopped in other states that have tried, lets hope they wrote us a winner this time...