Folks, if you're toolin' along in the toolies on the UFO Highway in Nevada, look for these signs. If you see one, don't worry, it really wasn't there. If you hear a sound likke gunire, don't panic, it's your imagination. If you're stopped by the imaginary Security Police, just show them a blank piece of paper and tell them it's your imaginary authorization to visit their non-existant facility. If you are searched and taken into custody by these imaginary personnel and water-boarded, it's not real 'cause you're not there. Remember, you get ne phone call if you can find an imaginary phone When you wake up from the imaginary injection of "forgeddaboudtit" fluid, you'll know you weren't there anyway, 'cause you won't remember.
Area 51 (Groom Lake Nevada) UFO, USAF Testing Secret Base - History Facts and Pictures

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