With all that is going on, many of us will encounter
"Peace Activists" who will try
and convince us that we must refrain from
retaliating against the ones who
terrorized us all on September 11, 2001,
and those who support terror.



These activists may be alone or in a gathering....
most of us don't know how to
react to them. When you come upon one of
these people, or one of their rallies,
here are the proper rules of etiquette:

Listen politely while this person explains
their views. Strike up a conversation if
necessary and look very interested in their
ideas. They will tell you how revenge is
immoral, and that by attacking the people
who did this to us, we will only bring on
more violence. They will probably use many
arguments, ranging from political to
religious to humanitarian.



In the middle of their remarks, without
any warning, punch them in the nose.



When the person gets up off of the ground,
they will be very angry and they
may try to hit you, so be careful.



Very quickly and calmly remind the person
that violence only brings about
more violence and remind them of their
stand on this matter. Tell them if they are
really committed to a nonviolent approach
to undeserved attacks, they will turn the
other cheek and negotiate a solution. Tell
them they must lead by example if they
really believe what they are saying.

Most of them will think for a moment
and then agree that you are correct.



As soon as they do that, hit them again.
Only this time hit them much harder.
Square in the nose.



Repeat steps 2-5 until the desired results
are obtained and the idiot realizes
how stupid of an argument he/she is making.



There is no difference in an individual
attacking an unsuspecting victim or a
group of terrorists attacking a nation of people.
It is unacceptable and must be dealt
with. Perhaps at a high cost.



Join together for our military!!
We owe them a huge debt for what
they are about to do for us and our
children. We MUST support them and our
leaders at times like these. We have no
choice. We either strike back, VERY HARD,
or we will keep getting hit in the nose.



Lesson over, class dismissed.