Aw, shucks (
kicks stone with foot)!
Hey - though he hails from Wisconsin?! Whatcha tryin' to say, Franc
!
Ahhhh, cheese curds: squeak when fresh, slightly salty, goes with any food & a dairy product that doesn't have to be stuck in the fridge! Won't do wonders for your cholesterol but hey, you only live once!
Combined with a wee shot (or 2 or several or many) of some Yukon Jack (The Black Sheep of Canadian Liquors. 100 proof & yes, you can light it with a match), trust me, ANY mattress (heck, any surface whatsoever!) will feel
just like the one you're used to sleeping on! Park benches, the neighbor's front lawn, Franc's front lawn, grass, rocks, razor blades, pointed sticks, all will be completely comfortable! Problems with hotel/motel beds? No problem any longer
!