I got yellow teeth (and some missing). Yellow is higher in the alphabet so phbbbbbbbbbb to you blue teeth peeps. I got two old expired trackphones our son let expire (with many minutes btw, minutes I purchased 'Geeeze'), they can still dial 911 whenever I need them too. Back in the late 70's, I was stationed in NJ. The unit I was assigned to issued these little Motorola 'beeper' pagers (voice pagers were later, these just beeped). I hated those things, we all called them 'strap-on hemorrhoids' because every time they went off it was a pain in the a$$.




No 'cell phones' or 'smart phones' for me, I'm too stupid for them smart phones.




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