Re: Engine cranks, fires, immediately dies. Bad RCM, crank sensor, something else?
Your video has a clue in it - all those lights coming on, that is not normal AND its an indication that 35 and 37 are fine.
I tried pulling fuse 35 in my car - three cranks and nothing, as if the SKREEM was not talking at all (and it probably wasn't).
I tried putting 35 back in and yanking 37, I saw the car do the oddest thing, it seemed to learn a little, it never started but it seemed to "get better" at trying.
In both cases, I did not get a dash full of lights.
I'm starting to think you dont have a SKREEM issue after all - I just dont' know what to think.