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jeremy 05-18-2008 05:12 PM

lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
 
She wanted to be my sugar momma and her husband was with her and said it was okay... she said she would give me lots of money.

OMG. I died laughing when I drove past her.

SilverFox 05-18-2008 05:31 PM

Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
 

Originally Posted by jeremy
She wanted to be my sugar momma and her husband was with her and said it was okay... she said she would give me lots of money.

OMG. I died laughing when I drove past her.

You may regret that decision someday, you never know? :rolleyes: :p

jeremy 05-18-2008 05:35 PM

Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
 
There isn't a day that goes by that I don't get a comment from someone... they are just getting more disturbing by the week.

old man 05-18-2008 05:41 PM

Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
 
send her my way if she has a lot of money

Tazz 05-19-2008 04:53 PM

Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
 
When I politely tried to laugh off a situation like that, the gal looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "don't knock it until you try it............."

jeremy 05-19-2008 05:14 PM

Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
 

Originally Posted by Tazz
When I politely tried to laugh off a situation like that, the gal looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "don't knock it until you try it............."

my face would be like this: O_O

Bryce 05-19-2008 05:16 PM

Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
 
You should hit that...seriously.

+fireamx 05-19-2008 05:18 PM

Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
 

Originally Posted by old man
send her my way if she has a lot of money

Dennis, that was just too funny.:D

jeremy 05-19-2008 05:20 PM

Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
 

Originally Posted by Bryce
You should hit that...seriously.

ewww... old and juicy.... *gags*

SRT6 Dan 05-19-2008 05:30 PM

Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
 
in fifty years you'll be lookin for those young ones !

Bryce 05-19-2008 05:43 PM

Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
 

Originally Posted by jeremy
ewww... old and juicy.... *gags*

Just think of it like Kimchi. Old, rotten, juicy, and oh so delicious!!!

I made myself gag a little, do love kimchi though.

Jeep2Xfire 05-19-2008 06:27 PM

Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
 
Was she the kind who thinks they're having a heart attack until she realizes she's stepping on her left boob, or the kind who'd make a freight train run a dirt road??

janobr 05-19-2008 07:59 PM

Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
 

Originally Posted by Jeep2Xfire
Was she the kind who thinks they're having a heart attack until she realizes she's stepping on her left boob


THAT IS THE MOST PRICELESS QUOTE EVER!!! that is just soooo beautifuly true

jonnyangel04 05-19-2008 09:25 PM

Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
 
cougars man, they will get you every time, just hope she didn't have a husband, two kids, and a hamster :p

Cissy 05-20-2008 09:32 AM

Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
 
Old ladies like these cars too. I am almost 62. I don't pick on 19 year old (ewwww back atcha) but age has nothing to do with taste in cars. She just wanted your car :)

Old woman in San Jose whose boobs do not reach my feet.......yet.

SRT6 Gang Member 05-20-2008 09:45 AM

Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
 

Originally Posted by Cissy
I am almost 62. I don't pick on 19 year old (ewwww back atcha)
Old woman in San Jose whose boobs do not reach my feet.......yet.


LMFAO....Tell'em!:p ;)

maxcichon 05-20-2008 10:15 AM

Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
 

Originally Posted by SilverFox
You may regret that decision someday, you never know? :rolleyes: :p

I agree! Don't EVER burn a bridge. Or pass up a chance to sleep. Or eat. Or have sex....

Bryce 05-20-2008 09:08 PM

Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
 
I'm serious, you should hit that. Plus she might have money, ooh, or you could double date with Cissy.

Cissy 05-20-2008 09:34 PM

Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
 

Originally Posted by Bryce
I'm serious, you should hit that. Plus she might have money, ooh, or you could double date with Cissy.

ACK! ::thud:: :mad:

Bryce 05-20-2008 09:38 PM

Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
 

Originally Posted by Cissy
ACK! ::thud:: :mad:

What, you wouldn't want to have dinner with a fellow forum member? Traitor.


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