do you know who you are
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From: Indialantic Fl./blairsville Ga
do you know who you are
Ya think you have lived to be 65 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to h*^^!
An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..
She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.
An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..
She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.
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Re: do you know who you are
Originally Posted by amx1397
Ya think you have lived to be 65 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to h*^^!
An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..
She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.
An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..
She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.
Now, let me get a rag and wipe the coffee of my screen.
roadster with a stick
Last edited by Franc Rauscher; Nov 24, 2009 at 12:31 PM.
Re: do you know who you are
Originally Posted by rcompart
So I take it I'm a lesbian. 
This one just HAS to make its rounds at work!!!
I wouldn't worry quite yet, Rudy!
When you start developing estrogen issues (like getting pissy once a month, developing mood swings in the middle of conversations, suddenly not being able to remember what a phillips screwdriver is, starting to worry about "feelings") THEN I'd be concerned
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Re: do you know who you are
Originally Posted by Kurts
LOL, AMX!
This one just HAS to make its rounds at work!!!
I wouldn't worry quite yet, Rudy!
When you start developing estrogen issues (like getting pissy once a month, developing mood swings in the middle of conversations, suddenly not being able to remember what a phillips screwdriver is, starting to worry about "feelings") THEN I'd be concerned !
This one just HAS to make its rounds at work!!!
I wouldn't worry quite yet, Rudy!
When you start developing estrogen issues (like getting pissy once a month, developing mood swings in the middle of conversations, suddenly not being able to remember what a phillips screwdriver is, starting to worry about "feelings") THEN I'd be concerned
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