Two guys take their Red Roadster and White Coupe up Mt. Washington. They sit on top admiring the New Hampshire mountains. One says...I wonder if there are Crossfires in Heaven. The other says "Whoever dies first will come back and tell the other. On the way down the coupe crashes and burns killing the driver.

The roadster driver mourns and awhile latter is cruising thru the Berkshires on a beautiful fall foliage run. He feels a tap and its the ghost of the coupe driver. He says...I have good and bad news for you. Good News there are Crossfires in heaven with unlimited free gas. Bad news...we'll be be going on some more cruises tommorrow.

 

Cute Joke!

 

After a long drive Stan walks into a bar full of rough looking characters. He rolls up his sleeves and yells out..."I can lick anyone in here!"

Bartender replies..."Is this your first time in a gay bar?"