Yugo Racer
Yugo Racer
I was on my way to work the other day. I'd been out running errands and such so it wasn't my normal grind of slow and slower on the I-10 parking lot.
I come up on this car that has a bunch of decals and such. I really didn't pay much attention to it at first other than it was going slower than I was.
Someone has taken a Yugo, yup - you read correctly, a Yugo and added racing strips, a logo (Underdog Racing), a number, etc. I drove up next to him and saw he had the 3 point harness and the modified guages on the dash (especially the big clock tac). Don't know what else, as I was in some traffic.
It gave me a good chuckle on the way to the office. I can't really say if it was a serious car, since I was doing the speed limit and passed it easily.
I come up on this car that has a bunch of decals and such. I really didn't pay much attention to it at first other than it was going slower than I was.
Someone has taken a Yugo, yup - you read correctly, a Yugo and added racing strips, a logo (Underdog Racing), a number, etc. I drove up next to him and saw he had the 3 point harness and the modified guages on the dash (especially the big clock tac). Don't know what else, as I was in some traffic.
It gave me a good chuckle on the way to the office. I can't really say if it was a serious car, since I was doing the speed limit and passed it easily.
Re: Yugo Racer
i find that kinda funny. and, check this out- a page for modified yugos:http://www.modifiedcars.com/cars/Yugo/Yugo-Car-1.htm
i also found this:
Q. How do you double the value of a Yugo?
A. Fill the tank with gas! (If it can still hold liquid).
A. If not, put a gallon of milk in the back seat.
What do Yugos have in common with Ferraris?
- A Ferrari can go from 0 to 60 in 4 seconds.
- A Yugo can go from 0 to 4 in 60 seconds.
Actually, a Yugo CAN accelerate as fast as a Ferrari, if you give it a fast
enough running start, so it clears the cliff's edge...
Q. How do you fix a broken Yugo?
A. 1) Lift off the radiator cap. 2) Push off cliff. 3) and drive brand new one underneath radiator cap. (30-mile/3-day warranty included!)
A man entered an auto parts store...
Man: "I need a windshield wiper blade for a Yugo."
Clerk: "Well, only if you throw $20 into the trade."
I once bought a Yugo with a tow package. ...It was in the front.
Q. Why does a Yugo have a rear window defroster?
A. To keep your hands warm as you push it.
"The Oakland Police captured two men in their Yugo last night. The men are being held as suspects in the city's first push-by shooting."
Q. What comes with every Yugo User's Manual?
A. The bus schedule.
Yugos are now much safer and come standard with an air bag. When you sense an impending accident, start blowing *real fast.*
Consumer safety tests showed that a 5 mph parking-lot crash will cause
About $2800 damage to a Yugo. What's left? About $1200 of "dealer prep."
Q. What do you call a Yugo at the top of a big hill?
A. A miracle!
i also found this:
Q. How do you double the value of a Yugo?
A. Fill the tank with gas! (If it can still hold liquid).
A. If not, put a gallon of milk in the back seat.
What do Yugos have in common with Ferraris?
- A Ferrari can go from 0 to 60 in 4 seconds.
- A Yugo can go from 0 to 4 in 60 seconds.
Actually, a Yugo CAN accelerate as fast as a Ferrari, if you give it a fast
enough running start, so it clears the cliff's edge...
Q. How do you fix a broken Yugo?
A. 1) Lift off the radiator cap. 2) Push off cliff. 3) and drive brand new one underneath radiator cap. (30-mile/3-day warranty included!)
A man entered an auto parts store...
Man: "I need a windshield wiper blade for a Yugo."
Clerk: "Well, only if you throw $20 into the trade."
I once bought a Yugo with a tow package. ...It was in the front.
Q. Why does a Yugo have a rear window defroster?
A. To keep your hands warm as you push it.
"The Oakland Police captured two men in their Yugo last night. The men are being held as suspects in the city's first push-by shooting."
Q. What comes with every Yugo User's Manual?
A. The bus schedule.
Yugos are now much safer and come standard with an air bag. When you sense an impending accident, start blowing *real fast.*
Consumer safety tests showed that a 5 mph parking-lot crash will cause
About $2800 damage to a Yugo. What's left? About $1200 of "dealer prep."
Q. What do you call a Yugo at the top of a big hill?
A. A miracle!
Re: Yugo Racer
Well, if it can be done with a Lada I'm sure something can be made of the Yugo.
More on the above Lada at http://englishrussia.com/?p=1144
Or a nice little Top Gear video on Lotus Engineering doing their thing to a different Lada:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIo9EgDOReU
More on the above Lada at http://englishrussia.com/?p=1144
Or a nice little Top Gear video on Lotus Engineering doing their thing to a different Lada:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIo9EgDOReU
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