Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
I was walking down the street one day when this little old man approached me. He said he was God. He said since you lead such a good life I will grant you one wish. Anything you want I am God I can do anything.
So I said I have family in Scotland and Im tired of flying and dealing with the hassle. I want a bridge from NY to Edinburgh so I can drive there. On the bridge I want a hotel, casino, 4 star restaurant, and fishing pier. so my trip will be pleasant.
God replied are you kidding me! Do you have any idea how much steel and concrete thats going to need. Then there are the unions they will want extra money. Then we need permits form the EPA Dept of Interior and every damn agency in tow countries. They will have to be bribed as well. It will take years to build. Cant you pick something more reasonable?
So I said youre God you said you can do anything. He responded, Dont **** me off sonny. I said well since you put it that way OK
I would like you to give me the wisdom, knowledge, and insight, so I can understand what women want, what makes them happy how do their minda work?
God thought for long minute then he said
Would you like 2 lanes or 4 on your bridge?