Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
Boudreaux was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.
She whispers, "Twenty dollars."
He'd never been with a hooker before but he decides what the hell, it's only
twenty bucks.
So they hide in the bushes. They're going at it for a while when all of a
sudden a light
flashes on them. It's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making love to my wife," Boudreaux answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."
"Well," Boudreaux says, "neither did I until you shined that light in her
face.."