Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
My darling husband Ben,
Before you return from your business trip,
I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the van when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately, it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from the supermarket and when I turned into the driveway. I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately, the van came to a halt when it bumped into your beloved & very rare classic car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me.
You know how much I love you and care for you, my sweetheart.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife,
Becky
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