Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
A policeman on a horse approaches a little girl on a bicycle and says, “Nice bike you’ve got there. Did Santa bring you that?”
“Yep,” replies the little girl.
“Well, tell him he should have put a reflector light on it he says, and fines her $5 for not having one.
The little girl looks up at the policeman and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there. Did Santa bring you that?”
The cop chuckles and replies, “He sure did!”
“Well,” says the little girl, “tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it” LOL