Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
I’m on two diets. I wasn’t getting enough food on one.
A cold seat in a public restroom is unpleasant. A warm seat in a public restroom is worse.
Apparently, an RSVP to a wedding invitation “Maybe next time,” isn’t the correct response.
Don’t irritate old people. The older we get, the less “Life in prison” is a deterrent.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she had ever been with. She said yes, all the others were nines and tens. Give it a minute..
I really don’t mind getting older, but my body is taking it badly.
I miss the 90’s when bread was still good for you and no one knew what kale was.
I want to be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have lots of new ideas.
I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday.
Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves at the same time he does.
My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make food right in front of you. I took her to Subway.
I picked up a hitchhiker. He asked if I wasn’t afraid, he might be a serial killer? I told him the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely.
I went line dancing last night. OK, it was a roadside sobriety test... same thing.