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Old May 30, 2026 | 03:03 PM
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Franc Rauscher
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Default Re: Humor and Clean Jokes

Men are from Mars, and Women are from Venus.

A yound married couple both leave for work one morning. The wife does not return that night, but shows up the next morning wearing the same clothes she was wearing the day before. The husband asks "Where were you last night?" She replies "I had to spend the night with a sick friend." He nods and acepts the answer, but he calls five of her best friends and they all tell him his wife was not there.

The next day they both leave for work in the morning, and that night the husband does not return. He comes home the following morning wearing the same clothes he was wearing the day before. The wife asks "Where were you last nght?" The husband replies "I spent the night with a sick friend," The wife calls five of his best friends. Three of them said he was there. Two of them said he was still there. <img src=" class="post_inline_image" loading="lazy" />
 
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