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Old Mar 26, 2004 | 12:51 PM
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Default Why I Should Get The New Floormats!

This is a shameless attempt to sway the Forum Administrator to favor me for the floormats!!!!

Why I should get the new floormats:

1. I will only use the new mats when the summer tires are on the car. They will be cleaned and safely stored away during the winter months. Since I plan on changing over those tires the first week of April, the timing is perfect and must be fate!

2. I will keep them swept clean and shampoo them as necessary.

3. I have been a really good boy this year.

4. I have not flamed anyone on the forum. Maybe a few smolders, but no raging flames!!!!

5. I have helped little old ladies across the street, and even let them take a look at my Crossfire. Well OK, they were young ladies......

6. I will sing the praises of crossfireshop.com to anyone that will listen!

7. I promise to keep my Crossfire as clean and polished as I did with my 1973 Mach I, to match the extra special detail these mats will bring.

8. My wife thinks I have lost my mind to want new mats. That is true, so winning them will help to restore my mental health, if that is possible.

9. If I don't have to spend the $80.00 for mats, it will be easier to convice her that the $355.00 for lighted sill plates is not all that much money!

And most importantly:

10. Being from Youngstown, Ohio, widely considered to be the armpit of the world, letting other people see these beautiful mats will improve their outlook on life, giving them a new reason to better themselves and therefore bring economic recovery to this area and possibly the country! I will not be showy and take credit for this. I will leave that to the politicians......


Thank you mightyjlr for your consideration in this very important matter!!

Your bestest friend and buddy,

Jim


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