Thanks Sophia for posting your old Honda photos. I never saw that type of "ground effects" before. When you get your new car sorted out, I'm sure you will love it.
In the Chrysler dealers defense, Your car may have been a trade in, or a factory exec's car, and the previous owner probably put those wheel locks on it. Usually dealers don't bother with them because the "key" or in your case the "socket" is to easily misplaced and it just causes to many problems. By the way, did you search the entire area under the rear storage mat? They may have hidden the socket there. McGard wheel locks is a very reputable company, and when you get the proper "socket" you can take em right off just like an ordinary lug bolt.
Good luck with your new rocket. Just be careful.