I had a real good one today:

My girlfriend and I were parked at Red Lobster, about to go inside...and wait longer...just as we were about to get out this big black Tahoe was pulling into the spot beside me (a spot big enough to land a jumbo jet), she pulled halfway in then backed out and kept going around the lot to another spot. I thought she just couldn't park and was making quite a bit of sport of her. By the time we got to the door she was walking up to the door where her party was waiting on her outside, the lady was laughing and said, "I was going to park over there but there was this little BMW that had to have cost $100,000 dollars and I just knew I'd open a door into it and chip the paint or something." Needless to say, my opinion of her got significantly better, even though she mistook it for a Big-Money-Waster, hahaha.