Topic says it all.. I think it is a common problem for people who park their cars outside under trees and such. My first question is since the bird **** is rather harsh and falls at a quick speed it gets on the paint rather tightly... what would be your choice of removing this? Ok second question is I know that I can just deal with this and continue cleaning the ****, but If a permanent solution is possible similarly to rotex gold solving our rim dust problems... maybe cut the trees down? Maybe... some set up some kind of bird traps to teach them not **** on my car?

ps. This is not a joke animals are a hazardous to our vehicles and the retarded dear always run into our poor cars and... one of my neighbors ran over a skunk one time... then threw it in the trunk and drove it somewhere to dump it... well he spent months washing his trunk, but the smell would not fade... in the end this caused him to sell the car.