Re: Birds **** on my car!!!
Clearly in your case, I think a car cover is your best solution.
Cleaning the mess as quickly as possible is important or it can etch into the finish... which brings me to this...
I accidentally did not remove a small splatter until a couple of days had passed. And the hot Florida sun helped fixate its mark into the finish. I've washed, waxed, clay-barred and prayed, but nothing has worked to remove its former silhouette.
Is there an easy fix out there?