My ex-wife was driving in British Columbia when they hit a moose, back-end first in their minivan. The thing was so huge it's posterior ended up going through the windshield and hanging into the passenger compartment, where it proceeded to defecate into the car., covering the ex and her husband with moose-poop...

Then it ambled off into the woods, never to be seen again ... but not forgotten...


... I still get a chuckle out of that...