Like my earlier post said, I just got my crossfire. Not a spot on it, and I'm keeping it that way, however...

I come home from the store, waiting for the garage door to open and my neighbor comes over with her little brat 4 year old.

I get out to talk to her and she jumps in my car! I mean almost literally jumps in the drivers side with her huge lard ***. I tried to lock it but couldn't find the lock button on the fob in time. Right away I'm worried about the coils in the heated seat part. Then the kid starts to put his hands all over the outside, licking it, rubbing it. So I pick the kid up and move him away. His mom tells him to wait a few weeks (apparently that's the wait time to not care about your car) and then calls me a freak.

So I'm stuck in a funny situation, I have a fat jealous ***** in my car who has a dislike for me because I'm 22, own a house and a crossfire. She then refuses to get out because she is determined to drive it. I told her she can not drive my car, no one drives my car but me.

Then she gets out and goes home (right next door). I thought, you know what, that was so f-d up, I'm willing to go give her a piece of my mind.

So I pull the car in for safe measures, go over and ring the bell. I told her I wanted to talk to her without the kid. Its not his fault she's a horrible mom (and a teacher by profession at that, scary ****).

Me: "Why did you do that?"
Her: "Do what?"
Me: "Call me a freak because I care about my car."
Her: "Oh I didn't mean anything by it..."
Me: "I've never had a sports car and it means a lot to me and I'm taking care of it."
Her: Again she says "I didn't mean anything by that."

So I tell her that she knows I don't have a lot of friends (hard to in a neighborhood of middle age people when your 22) and she has to be like that. I finish the conversation by saying "thanks a lot..." and walk off.

Also yesterday another neighbor came over and asked "what the hell did you do?" when watching me wax the car.

I don't get people, jealous f-n idiots who can't be happy for anyone. From now on I'm going into as*hole mode while in my neighborhood.

/end vent