Re: I don't understand people...
Arcrist,
I totally feel your pain. My friends (ages 20-35, and i'm 27) seem to think that to close a door you have to use your ENTIRE FREAKEN hand on the door (not handle) to close a door. It makes me so mad. My favorite is when you are talking to someone outside your window and they think the hood or roof is a great place for a hand rest!
When I was 4 if had even thought about doing that to someone's personal property my dad would have smacked me into next week. Don't understand some parents these days!!!
Good luck!