Here's what you do to take care of the little sh** next door. Get yourself a pure blooded Georgia smell hound that likes to sleep at your feet. Then get yourself a rocking chair for your front porch. And, the coup de gras, a scatter gun across your lap. Ball goes on your property, point the scatter gun and scream "GET OFF MY LAWN!" Kid cuts across your front yard, point and scream. Kid tries sneaking onto your property cause now you're that crazy old man...you know the drill.

Take my advice, and those kids and lard butts will never cross you again.

Welcome to my world of Crossfire protection, and I'm only 33.