The most effective solution to problems like this would be to:

1. Apprehend the perpetrator
2. Place a loaded .44 Magnum into the perpetrator's pie hole
3. Politely ask the perpetrator to beg for his life.
4. Assuming the perpetrator complies with 3. above, remove .44 and tell perpetrator next time there won't be any negotiations.


The thought of taking some spoiled teenage punk to court and listening to his bespectacled wimp lawyer bought by his soulless, valueless parents argue what a fine boy he is makes me want to puke. Anybody know if Death Wish is on DVD?