1. Flight attendants that think they are better than me but really serve no use besides handing me a bag of nuts and pouring my drink. - here's a hint: I make more than you do - so stop treating me as if I am scum on the bottom of your shoes. "your seat can be used as a flotation device" ummm ok...

2. People who assume that because I am a body builder that my d*ck is small. Here's another hint-- the ***** is a muscle and grows when the body grows (I know this first hand).

3. People who stare at me or my wife - these are usually fat a$$es that talk under their breathe about how we look. I now have a little fun and ask - "did you say something"... I have yet to have one say "yea I did"...

4. (had to add this one) - when eating out, I keep the table clean and expect the waiter/waitress to help me in this. When we finish the salads - take the empty bowls away - when done with dinner - do the same. I am constantly cleaning and wiping the table down... I know - I'm crazy... but if they help I tip really well!