My goodness, you're right! Why does anyone debadge or add new wheels or replace or chrome the grill or add HID headlights, either!? Why would they change anything!? They should just go buy different cars, right? Gah! Why didn't I think about that myself? Customizing anything on cars is for weenies who don't know that they can just go buy exactly the car they really really want right off the shelf! Pfff. Man, I can't believe I was so stupid.

Thank you sooo much for setting me right. I'm taking my Crossfire BACK to the dealership and I'm going to tell them about this enlightening moment, and ask them to find whatever car it is that is just like a Crossfire except it has no lines on the hood and has a really kickas* cupholder. THAT will SO be the car for me. Man, I can't WAIT to see it!