Thread: Funny but True
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Old Jun 12, 2007 | 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by XFireHammer
After my CrossFire spent many hours of therapy recovering from the FP "Boobies and Wings" Experience, we thought that a nice little drive would be appropriate!

I was so enthralled, that my Little baby was again ready to cruise the streets, I took the car cover off and stowed it in the "Trunk/Hatchback" and took off.

Windows down... Me and my little Lady, getting ready for cruise... I thought Life is wonderful!

Everything was fine till I hit I-90 and 65 MPH+... When all of a sudden the damn car cover (remember previously stowed behind) blew up like a freaking Air Bag and surrounded me!

All I can see is this narrow 12" view growing smaller, with this convulsing piece of tarp slapping and whipping, and enclosing me every second!

Let's just say; Me and my Little Baby looked pretty silly with this bloating and throbbing bag growing from the inside of the CrossFire. I could only imagine the thoughts of other drivers as I pulled over to the side of I-90, as others raced by laughing like hell, at the site they were witnessing!

You know... You just can't make this kind of stuff up?!?
Hahaha, I'm here almost peeing my pants thinking of the visual. Glad you're OK. The lesson learned is that if you had your boobies with wings on you hood, this would have not happened.
 
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