Can't help but think this is going to turn into an "confessions of an idiot" thread...

So to get my low IQ in first...

Picture the scene - Red Ferrari, hood down... cruising like you mean it... god I must have looked great...
Pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a range rover at the very moment the child in the passenger seat threw the contents of there coke cup out the window - clearly did not see my low and lean car pulling up...

Well... needless to say... I was impressed !

Now I look back and laugh every time I slash the tyres on a 4x4 !