I know there is a Santa Claus, here's the proof.
I have been in construction for 30 years, and have seen extension cords neatly rolled and stashed in locked gangboxes every night. BUT every morning they are all tied in knots when we open the box. Who but the Jolly man could hit all those jobs every night? The PROOF was when I noticed that on the day after Christmas, no knots, cuz the man was too busy the night before.

DB