What else do you expect from the car company that builds the most uninspired automobiles in the world? Even with the untold millions they're throwing into Formula 1 they can't seem to build a "performance car".

I posed this question to a fellow Formula 1 fan the other day: If Felipe Masa's (Scuderia Ferrari) company car is a Ferrari F430, Fernando Alonso's (McLaren Mercedes) is a McLaren SLR, Nick Heidfeld's (BMW Sauber) is a BMW M6 and Adrian Sutil's (Spyker) is a Spyker C12 Zagato, what does Ralf Schumacher get? A Camry? No wonder he's so slow.