LOL...that's too funny...
At lunch yesterday I had some kid in a "tuned" Prelude behind me at a red light. (read:coffee can exhaust, GIANT wing on the back of a FWD car, hood scoop, etc...you know the type) He started revving his engine to impress his girlfriend, trying to stare me down the whole time!
I did the only thing I could do...Moved the wing up and down in a "waving bye-bye" motion and dumped 1st, 2nd, and 3rd gears as soon as the light turned green!
He didn't even look at me at the next light, and his girl was staring and pointing at my car the whole time! (I think she was laughing at him too)!
Ahhh... youth!