= you check both doors for dings or scratches every time you come back to the parked car.
= you obsess over conditioning the leather, looking for wrinkles on the driver seat left bolster.
= your friends tell you that you have a complex.
= your eye starts twitching if the exterior has bird poop or dust or pollen covering it.
= you VISIT THIS FORUM MORE THAN ONCE A DAY (often many times more).