This thread now reminds me of a cute joke I know.....

A cop was parked in a strategic location waiting in ambush for unsuspecting speeders. But alas, the passing cars were all staying within the limit. Then finally, a teenager goes soaring by and the cop promptly pulled him over.

When he approached the driver, the officer said "You know, I've been waiting all day for a guy like you".

Without missing a beat, the teenager replied, "Well, I got here as fast as I could".