I totally feel your pain. About 4years ago I had "just" had my Toyota Celica GT-S custom painted to the tune of about $4,500. THE DAY AFTER I PICKED IT UP FROM THE BODYSHOP I was parked adn sitting in my car and a Lincoln Town Car pulls into the space to my left. I was already nervous because it swung so wide I thought it was going to tag my rear bumper. Well, ok I thought it cleared. So about 30 seconds later, I see the passenger door FLY open with real force behind it(I'm sitting in the driver's seat remember) and hit the driver's door of my car. I about vomited right there in the car with the instant rage and pit in my stomach. I rolled the window down(as I couldn't open the door) and began the expected volley of every colorful word and descriptive phrase that I could muster. Well, as the "person" got out of the car I realized it was an old women about 75-80 years old. That didn't stop me though. I got out the car and wouldn't let her walk past me while I inspected the damage(which was BAD, 3 inch scrape in the uncurred paint down to the primer and a 7 inch vertical crease in the metal. The paint from my car was clearly transfered to her car door so she couldn't deny it) Needless to say the senile old bat denied it and walked around the other side of the car to get away from me. I said ok, if you want it like that, I'll call the cops, so I did. Apparently she did too once she got inside where she was going. The cop got both calls and came screaming into the parking lot and came right at me in takedown mode until he realized we knew each other. The old women had reported that I PHYSICALLY ASSAULTED HER! Long story short, the cop threatened to charge her with destruction of property and leaving the scene of an accident if she didn't provide her insurance information. He wrote a full report in my favor and that was that. Another $750 bill to have it fixed and it's all good. So, old people can be shady too. And no, I do not feel bad about getting into a fight with a little old lady, she was a B***H! She tried to get me arrested for PHYSICALLY ASSAULTING HER! I'll admit that I verbally assualted her, but she was hard of hearing and couldn't hear half of what was said, so she probably didn't even notice until I got of the car.

Sorry for the long rant...