Re: T-BONED!!! (viewer discretion is advised)
Sorry to hear (& see, for that matter) about your misfortune, Atom!! But, like many others have pointed out, her cell phone would not have been in any position to be used in the future had she hit me. AND, with her child in the back, ay caramba!
Glad you're in one piece but for sure stop by the doctors office for a once-over to CYA in case any body parts (your body parts, not the SRT's!) magically start acting up in a week or two.
Glad the wine & cheese made it OK but this is the perfect excuse to go & buy some Yukon Jack. It will help kill the grumpy mood you're in PLUS, if done correctly you won't remember a thing the next day.
Good luck, sir!!!