I'm talking about a color. A generic color...a type of dark gray, ok? And they DO make one in that color, ya know? Regardless of what you and Chrysler choose to call it, it is accurate to call it anthracite as a color. I'm not hung up on factory color codes or designations or the factory's fancy name...I'm talking about a color. Ya know, the ones I learned in elementary school, not the ones I learned looking at paint chips in an auto manufacturer's sales brochure or reading some obscure specification sheet.

About alabastor...you and Chrysler can call it anything you want, I'll call it white. It's descriptive, accurate, and using fewer syllables is more efficient. And it's white. And the color of the car I saw on the Beltway was anthracite.

I've ALWAYS liked the car. I don't LOVE the car. I LOVE my family, I LIKE my car. My payment book, my perrogative.

Give it a rest, for godsakes.