Originally Posted by 240M3SRT
How about this, im a rather short man(5'6"). I have been made fun of my entire life for it. Girls typically prefer taller guys statistically. I have a hard time seeing the game at sports bars, not to mention the fact that every time i go to the bar for a drink everyone else is taller and gets served first. Im serious. I have to usually get my friends to order for me. My point is i DAMN WELL know what it feels like to be DISCRIMINATED AGAINST FOR SOMETHING I CANT HELP. Based on the liberal philosophy you all owe me something. So from this point forwards i want YOUR TAXES TO BE INCREASED for my sake. Well call it the Men of Short Stature Program(MSSP). We will have our own line at the bar, reduced cost drinks, and other special privileges that will be incurred by YOUR TAX DOLLARS since ive been suppressed all my life.
Poor. Little. Me.
Short People
Artist:
Randy Newman
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live
They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Round here
Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love
They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here