...which is obviously not the case. I mean, come on, SSB isn't even a real color, and I can prove it.

Head down to your local toy store, and get the biggest box of crayons you can find. Open it up. OK, now find black. Got it? See, black is a real color.

Now find Sapphire Silver Blue. What's that you say? There is no sapphire silver blue? Why is that, do you think? Yep, it's because Sapphire Silver Blue is not a color.

If you've got a lot of time on your hands, you can also try to find Graphite, Blaze Red, or Alabaster. Don't spend too much time on it, though, because those aren't real colors, either.

There. That should end this debate once or for all. I have definitively proved via the Crayola Method that black is the best, and only, Crossfire color.

Class dismissed.