Here is just a few that i have had..

What is it?
-A Car..

What does it cost?
-I payed in dollars...

Damn.. Man that **** is a chrysler? I thought it was a Porsche!!!
-Its a Benz..

Awesome car.. you are prolly going to move up to a benz next
-...yea

What size rims are those?
-18 in the front.. 19 in the rear..
O, I get it couldn't afford the 19s in the front?
-...yea

You really don't drive that thing in rain?
-...yea
Scared you are gonna crash that pretty thing?
-...yea

Why didn't you buy a corvette?
-because corvette is made in america
Chrysler is made in america too
-...really?