1.) Leave at somewhere around 7:00AM & head to Lambeau for 3:00PM game.
2.) Open favorite traditional beer as soon as vehicle is stopped in parking lot.
3.) Scrape ice off of & then fire up grill while having beer #2.
4.) Begin displaying anything remotely green & gold on person & vehicle, if not already done.
5.) Toss brats, burgers or anything edible that can be grilled on now hot coals.
6.) Finish six-pack, start on Yukon Jack. Substitute Wild Turkey if Yukon unavailable.
7.) Take traditional 11:00AM walk around stadium in order to create space in stomach for oncoming food blitz.
8.) Eat.
9.) If a Chicago game, yell insults at Bear's fans. If a Vikings game, make fun of purple uniforms. If a Detroit game......oh, who cares, it's Detroit. If a Dallas game......well, Dallas never plays in Green Bay, never mind.
8.) Hit rest room after jumbo meal. Clear out rest room in record time.
9.) Enter stadium, buy one $4 beer just to help out the stadium fund.
10.) Make enough racket to wake the dead throughout game.
11.) Leave stadium.
12.) Convince non-drinking spouse, friend (fill in the blank) to drive your now pasted *** back home.
13.) Do it all over again next weekend!