I don't give a rat's butt about turbo 4 bangers that can outrun my Crossfire in the 1/4 mile, parly because I happen to own one. The Crossfire is not about 1/4 mile runs - take it to a road course and spank those turbo 4s. It's a hell of a lot more fun to build lateral and braking g-forces and run up through the gears for 20 minutes at a stretch than it is to go in a straight line for 14 seconds.

Besides, no matter what you do there is ALWAYS somebody faster. Just enjoy the car.