So I happened to find this website withiin the bowels of the internet. It's quite an amazing idea, and I'm sure the people behind it are making an absolute killing.

Anyway, it's called poopsenders.com. The name is self explanitory. They collect animal dung, and you can pay them to ship a package of fresh poo to a victim as a gag gift.

A buddy of mine has a baby pit bull and has been really lazy on training it, so I ordered him up a fresh gallon of cow dung to be delivered at some point next week. He's a good guy with a good sense of humor, so I am sure he'll find it hilarious.

Of course, the temptation to drop an entire paycheck at the website sending off boxes of poo to people who have pissed me off is always lingering. I must fight the urge to join the dark side!