OK Andrew, I've got a 2002 Bichon and his beard is really stained badly and now you have to show me your Bichons with perfect snowy white beards and no eye buggers. Does Rotex make dog food? What the heck am I doing wrong? How do you detail your Bichons? I take mine along with my Cockapoo to the groomers every 6 weeks and bathe them in between groomings.

This is a serious question. Please enlighten me O Grand Pooba of Cleanliness.