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Old May 14, 2008 | 05:16 PM
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Default Re: Basic Shop Tool Dictionary

Super Glue - used for attaching human body parts to other human body parts.
Diagonal side cutters - used for cutting & trimming various items but usually used if actual pliers cannot be found.
Solder - lead based flexible substance usually used with soldering iron. Can come in various sizes & with or without a molten metal flow assistant called flux. Has many uses but primarily found lumped-up in small ***** attached to items that cannot be soldered. Also has usage in clearing nostrils when being used directly beneath nose & inhaled.
Pipe wrench - used primarily for polishing pipes. Also useful for discovering exactly where toes are when dropped.
Adjustable wrench - see pliers.
Allen wrench - tool used for rounding out the insides of internal hexagon-shaped screw heads.
Torx wrench - tool used for rounding out the insides of internal star-shaped screw heads.
File - tool used for removing skin from hands or buffing toenails. Also useful for annoying people when dragged across hollow metal surface repeatedly.
Ice pick - useful for punching holes in various soft items but more likely found sticking out of various body parts in emergency rooms across the world.
20 megaton nuclear fusion device - usually seen as a weapon of mass destruction but useful for removing various tool manufacturers from face of Earth.
 
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