Originally Posted by GDrag
Chuck is the man!
"Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one."
haha sorry! Couldn't resist! 8]
All true. Thanks for helping to keep the forum on the light side! The more laughter and positivity the better.