This is a parody thread? Then it isn't breaking the rules to hawk "Binky Blinker Fluid?"


Good. 'Cause Chuck 65 has ordered some and we are processing his order fro BS Blinky Blinker fluid.

Chuck, we have ordered your Fluid for Left and Right turns. There will also be a small supply of Omni directional fluid. As this water comes from the Colorado Verde river, it contains BS contributions from both sides of the political arena. Therefore formulation was a simple matter of removing the filter elements when we filled the bottles.

We discovered when doing this that there was so much BS in the water that we could no longer fit it into the 1 oz size. As a result, we will not be offering the "pocket size" BS in the future. All product will come in 16.9 OZ bottles to accomodate the demands of the French.

The formulations for the 40 wt fluid is a little slippery. We have brought in experts to help us formulate the stuff into a palatable product. Being an oily, unclear and unreliable product we have enlisted the talents from former staff members of the Clinton, Kerry and Perot campaigns. We respectfuly rejected advice from the current Bush administration as we wanted the product to have some credibility.

While none of these experts will actually improve the final product, we are assured that after sending them large amounts of our capital, our customers will believe in the BS component.

Please do not attempt to order from the web site as we are currently upgrading with an electric super charger and are still searching for Eco friendly batteries.

More later


Iva O 'Clough
President
Blinky Blinker Fluid Company

www.blinkerville.com