Not true, you lying sack of sperm, tell the truth for once. You were convicted and sentenced to serve on a work detail at the state farm, they let you do it because you provided un-named favors for the Warden and his Captains. They say that you do wonderful things with your tongue. I don't know what that means but, for some reason, they said they kept you on your knees and you enjoyed it so much, they had you in the office 3 times daily. Admit it! That's where you met Molly, on that work detail at the farm.
There are pictures to prove this and if you continue in this vein, they will be published not only on the forum but the Globe has asked for a full account. The Norwich Police dept has you down as an offender and has circulated posters so that families will steer clear of you.